Also known as The “Lost” Dr. Seuss Poem……
I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
And piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won’t care.
I love each program and every file.
I’d love them more if they worked a while.
I’m happy to be here, I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job — I’ll say it again.
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!
(Author unknown)
August 13, 2009 at 12:44 pm |
LOL!!!!!
That’s a good post to usher in another weekend. Enjoy the weekend.
August 13, 2009 at 8:40 pm |
Good one! I wish they’d come take me away from mine!
August 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm |
hahahaha! amusing!
thanks for sharing.. 
I feel exactly the same.. will men in white take me away too?
August 14, 2009 at 2:19 am |
“Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!! ”
tsk.tsk. they’re going to make you wear that ‘cute jacket’.
August 14, 2009 at 8:24 am |
Parang mantra ng mga taga Microsoft and Apple yan ah, hehe.
August 14, 2009 at 9:40 am |
LOL..funny poem… and poor guy
As they say, who ever said in his deathbed ” I wish I could have worked harder ” ? hehe 
August 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm |
naku kelan ko kaya masasabi yung i love my boss? hahahah!
August 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm |
I firmly believe on the notion that “if you found a job you love and enjoy – then you’ll never work at all”. I can relate to that, hehe….
August 15, 2009 at 2:33 am |
I love what I’m doing,
But I hate my boss,
His stupid and boring.
I’m proud of the contribution I gave,
While others thought I am naive,
Because they think we’re all but slaves.
August 15, 2009 at 4:13 am |
mahalin ag trabaho, para enjoy at smile lang ng smile!
galing pards!
August 15, 2009 at 1:44 pm |
cute poem.i love it.
copy paste ko ha.isesend ko dito sa outlook namin. :p
August 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm |
I’m employed therefore, I love my job.
August 15, 2009 at 5:46 pm |
hahahaha! i dread those men in white coats! i hope they’re stuck in traffic!:P
August 15, 2009 at 11:13 pm |
hahaha! man, this one made me feel guilty in the beginning. then it made me see my (former) future self. good one, baker man.
August 17, 2009 at 8:26 am |
is there a ‘i hate my job’ poem out there? my job sucks. haay…
August 18, 2009 at 9:56 pm |
hahah baliw!
August 19, 2009 at 3:06 am |
wow, I hope my sister would sing that song very often. Since PM started to work, she gets so very tired and sickly, well having her workaholic attitude it doesn’t seem to be a big surprise. Though by the time I go home this weekend, I hope she’s getting the hang of it.
TC bakerman!
August 20, 2009 at 7:31 am |
bro, when i was a kid i had all of seuss’ books. the rhymes are close enough hehe
August 23, 2009 at 6:29 am |
Your boss must be happy!
August 26, 2009 at 6:15 am |
I love my job too but the job doesn’t love me… great poem…
September 26, 2009 at 1:07 am |
I enjoy this site, it is worth me coming back
October 17, 2009 at 5:21 am |
Hi panaderos. I love the poem! Can I copy-paste it so I’ll be able to share it? Its a different way of appreciating one’s daily routine. I really love it!
October 18, 2009 at 4:00 pm |
Kaye,
Sure thing. No problem. Thanks for the compliment.
November 9, 2009 at 7:53 pm |
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